Goldfish Lover Christmas Shirt

Dear Amazing, normally I do not ever write to big companies, but as I am sitting at Goldfish Lover Christmas Shirt! Waiting for my parcel to hopefully be delivered today I discovered at the end of the email transcript, that you want to be become the worlds most customer-centric company. As I am a customer, with a lot of time on my hands today, let me tell you a Christmas story to pass the time. Once upon a time, the year 2014 started. Me and my partner were full of hopes for a better year and fell asleep on New Years Eve in the early morning hours in a beautiful bliss, unaware of the nightmares to come.

Goldfish Lover Christmas Shirt

In the late days of January, came Daniel’s Manager to his little concession and the Goldfish Lover Christmas Shirt. The big scary man with the long nose, sharp teeth, bad breath and long yellow fingernails was going through all the books, spewing poison at all the people who passed by the concession without buying or bought the lowest to middle range priced items only. Day after day, he came in like that, not allowing Daniel even one day off, while his horned dogs with razor sharp teeth made sure he does not stray from the concession for longer than a few minutes for natures duty.

Goldfish Lover Christmas Shirt

Daniel’s colleague fled the company by nightfall and was sitting scarred in a dark corner for weeks to come in order to avoid the wrath of the Manager and the Goldfish Lover Christmas Shirt. After two months of endless torture, the concession has been shut down and Daniel had to pack his blanket on a stick, say goodbye to his faithful wife and goldfish, who eventually died in his absence and travel long distances from concession to concession in order to please his Manager.