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Grinch People Should Seriously Stop Expecting Normal From Me Shirt! This was posted to a private group that I’m a part of. I give full credit to the woman that wrote this. “This is why we are sick and obese and diabetic: Three weeks into the new year, with resolutions to diet and exercise already starting to crack – if they haven’t been given up on entirely already – Girl Scout cookies go on sale. Two weeks later is the dietary nightmare that is the Superbowl. One and one-half weeks later is Valentine’s Day with all the accompanying chocolate and candy.

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Four and one-half weeks later is St. Paddy’s Day. Beer and carb binge, anyone? Two weeks after that is Easter. Ugh. I can’t even and the Grinch People Should Seriously Stop Expecting Normal From Me Shirt. Five weeks later – time for Mexican food and numerous 500-calorie margaritas on Cinco de Mayo. Three weeks after that – Memorial Day weekend diet explosion. At least nobody has to wear swimwear quite yet, right? June is filled with weddings and baby showers. Hey, it was a cold winter with nothing better to do, right? July 4 – more beer, more food, more everything. August is vacation time – hey, nobody wants to diet and exercise while they’re on vacation, am I right? Back-to-school time!

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All through the school year, yes, of course we have to buy popcorn and cookie dough by the gallon and chocolate bars and such to support our kids and our friends’ kids in their sporting careers, right? Come early September is the Labor Day weekend diet explosion and the Grinch People Should Seriously Stop Expecting Normal From Me Shirt. At least nobody has to wear swimwear anymore, right? But wait, it’s coming, the scariest part of the year – Halloween candy will be out everywhere in a few weeks, won’t it? And who wants to disappoint the neighborhood kids? But we all know we save the good stuff for ourselves.