Drink Up Grinches It’s Christmas Shirt

Trying to kill yourself on Christmas Eve is not a very easy task, I got to say. I mean, who in their right mind would pick a building with a busted elevator to jump off from? Well the answer is me, but of course I’m not in my right mind and the Drink Up Grinches It’s Christmas Shirt. Not only that, but I’m also kind of insensitive considering I’m planning on dying the night before, as they say, the happiest time of the year.

Drink Up Grinches It’s Christmas Shirt

I stare at the amount of stairs I’ll be climbing. It’s a long walk up but my burning determination to die pulls through and I start climbing. I can hear the sound of my footsteps echo around me, making me realize how quiet the place is. The building is empty. People are out with friends and families celebrating the holiday. Everyone’s favorite time of the year. Drink Up Grinches It’s Christmas Shirt, the time when families get together to have a wonderful dinner. The time when friends go out on parties and enjoy their ever so happy lives.

Drink Up Grinches It’s Christmas Shirt

The time when couples kiss under the mistletoe and cuddle, drinking hot chocolate. The time when children are tucked in their beds dreaming of what Santa Claus is going to give them. Drink Up Grinches It’s Christmas Shirt, the time when I start climbing these stairs to off myself. I pause. I consider the thought. Why do I want to off myself? I don’t have anyone to be with. I don’t have a family to go home to for dinner. I don’t have friends to spend the evening. I most definitely don’t have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year, maybe even never considering I might die before the night ends. Obviously, Santa put me in his naughty list this year. Considering all that, I should be the most miserable man on Christmas.