Sometimes I open my mouth and my father comes out shirt

Unisex T-shirt : Material: 100% cotton. Model: Gildan 5000. Classic midweight fabric. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions. Preshrunk jersey knit. Seamless double-needle 7/8″ collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Tear away label.

Next Level Unisex T shirt : Fabric: 4.3 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey. Heather Gray 90 Cotton/10 Poly. 32 singles. Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage. Feature: 1×1 baby rib-knit set-in collar. Tear-away label. colors up to 4xl. Sideseamed. Deco Eligible.

Bella Canvas Unisex T-Shirt : Model: 3001C Bella + Canvas. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions. High stitch density fabric. Preshrunk jersey knit. Rolled-forward shoulder. Seamless double-needle 3/4″ collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Tear away label.

Premium Ladies’ T-Shirts : Model: G500L. Material: 100% Cotton. Features. Cap sleeves. Classic midweight fabric. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions. Preshrunk jersey knit. Seamless double-needle 1/2″ collar. Sideseamed. Taped neck and shoulders. Tear away label.

Hoodie :  Model: 18500. Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester. Air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling. Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord. Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs. Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions. Pouch pocket. Preshrunk fleece knit. Tear away label.

Crewneck Sweatshirt : Model: 18000. Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester. 1×1 rib with spandex. Air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling. Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs. Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions. Preshrunk fleece knit. Tear away label.

Long Sleeve T-shirt :  Model: 4930. 5 oz., 100% cotton preshrunk jersey. Ash is 98/2 cotton/poly; Athletic Heather is 90/10 cotton/poly. Black Htr, Neon Green/Pink, Safety Green/Orange: 50/50 cotton/poly. Made with sustainably sourced USA grown cotton. Shoulder-to-shoulder tape; double-needle cover stitched front neck. Ribbed cuffs with concealed seam. Double-needle stitched bottom hem. Seamless 1×1 ribbed collar; high-density fabric for exceptional print clarity. Deco Eligible

Unisex Short Sleeve V-Neck : His updated essential unisex jersey t-shirt fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a classic V neck, short sleeves, and superior combed and ring-spun cotton that acts as the best blank canvas for printing. Available in a variety of solid, marble, neon, heather CVC, slub, and mineral wash colors. Features: Side-seamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder taping. Fabrication: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 single 4.2 oz. (Ash – 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% poly; Ath. Heather – 90% combed and ring-spun cotton 10% poly; All another heather/blend colors – 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly). Marble Colors: 91% poly, 9% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 single 4.0 oz. Neon Colors*: 52% combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly, 40 single 3.6 oz. Mineral Wash**: 100% Airlume cotton, 32 single 4.4 oz. Slub Colors: 50% poly, 37.5% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 12.5% rayon, 32 single 4.0 oz. Black Slub: 40% poly, 30% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 30% rayon, 32 single 4.0 oz. Heather CVC/Blend Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly (Ath. Heather – 90% combed and ring-spun cotton 10% poly). Black Heather CVC: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly. Disclaimer: Neons are brighter than they appear online. Due to the specialized washing process, each shirt is unique.

Women’s V-Neck T-shirt : High-density fabric for exceptional print clarity. 1×1 rib set-in collar with mitered V-neck construction. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping; sideseamed & slightly contoured for a flattering fit. Double-needle cover stitching on sleeve and bottom hem. Classic ladies” styling with a feminine neckline, sleeves, and fit. Deco Eligible.

Unisex Tank :  Model: 3633. Fabric Platform:100% Cotton Jersey. Fabric: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (H. Grey 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester). Thread Weight: 32 Singles. Binding: Self 3/8″ Binding At Neckline And Sleeve. Collar: Scoop Neck. Fit Type: Regular. Size Range: XS-2XL.

Ladies Racerback Tank : Fabric Platform: Lightweight Cotton Poly Jersey. Fabric: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 40% Polyester. Thread Weight: 30 Singles. Binding: Self 3/8″ Double Fold Binding At Armhole And Neckline. Collar: Scoop Neck. Fit Type: Fitted. Size Range: XS-2XL.

Ringer Tee : An extra soft classic ringer at great value. 5.4-ounce, 100% cotton. 50/50 cotton/poly (Heathers). 90/10 cotton/poly (Athletic Heather). Removable tag for comfort and relabeling.

Youth T-Shirt : Model: Gildan 2000B. Material: 100% cotton. CPSIA Tracking Label Compliant. Classic heavyweight fabric. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions. Preshrunk jersey knit. Seamless double-needle 3/4″ collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Tear away label.

Youth Hoodie : Model: 18500B. Material: 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling. Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord. Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs. Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions. Pouch pocket. Preshrunk fleece knit. Tear away label.

Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt : Material: 7.8-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece. 1×1 rib with spandex. Air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling. Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs. Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions. Preshrunk fleece knit. Tear away the label.

Toddler T-Shirt : 4.5 oz, 100% combed ring spun cotton fine jersey. Topstitched ribbed collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric back neck tape. Double needle sleeves and bottom hem. CPSIA compliant tracking label in side seam. Easy Tear™ label.

Ceramic Mug : Material: 100% Ceramic. Size: 11oz and 15oz. Dishwasher/microwave safe. Products are printed in the United States.

• Estimated shipping time under normal conditions will range from 8-15 working days. For orders within the US (During peak season, it may take 15-25 working days)
• Main lineships: USPS, UPS, Yun express, 4PX, Yanwen…
• For remote areas, islands (HI, AK, PR)… only the epacket/EUB lineship can reach but the shipping time is not guaranteed.
• For orders outside of the United States, shipping will take longer because of the customs procedures of each country. Estimated shipping time under normal conditions will range from 14-21 business days.!

Note: Please allow us 1-3 days to make a design depending on its complexity.